World Egg Day - it's egg-citing!

Friday, October 13, is World Egg Day, and we can’t think of a better way to celebrate than to share some of our favourite egg puns and jokes.

Got a favourite? Let us know!

We’re also looking for photos of weird and wonderful eggs.

There’s something about a perfectly shaped and coloured egg – but sometimes they come out looking a little funky!

Share your favourite jokes, puns and photos in the comments on our Facebook post, or email carla.wiese-smith@fairfaxmedia.com.au.

Egg-cellent puns

  • Don’t yolk with me
  • You’re poaching my best yolks
  • Happy Fry-day!
  • Don’t be such a chicken
  • Stay on the sunny side up
  • That’s cracking
  • Let’s hatch a plan
  • Omelettin’ this slide
  • Shell shock
  • You’re such a rotten egg
  • I’m scrambled
  • I might whisk it!
  • You’re so hard boiled
  • Are you egg-noring me?
  • A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  • Be careful what you say around egg whites. Everyone knows they can’t take a yolk.
Do you like our egg-cellent jokes?

Do you like our egg-cellent jokes?

Egg riddles

  • Why did the chicken take so long to cross the road? There was no eggs-press lane!
  • Why did the egg regret being in an omelet? It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!
  • How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape during the off season? He gets lots of eggs-ercise!
  • How did the omelet find out she was ill? She had an eggs-amination!
  • What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day, of course!
  • What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned? Poaching!
  • Where can you go to learn more about eggs? A hen-cyclopedia!
  • What do you call a smart omelet? An egg head!
  • How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs marks the spot!
  • Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
  • How do you make an egg roll? Just give it a little push!
  • Why were the eggs running? Because they were afraid of being beaten!
  • Why does the Easter Bunny paint eggs? Because it’s too hard to wallpaper them!
  • Did you hear about the hen who laid her egg on an axe? She wanted to hatchet.
  • How does the Easter Bunny feel after he’s made all his deliveries? Eggs-hausted!
  • What did Snow White name her hen? Egg White!